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 Post subject: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:29 pm 
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This was the native home of carp before they were released into the deep space by nanotrasen. The carp in normal ss13 are actually slave carp, the least intelligent ones. 100 carps are ruled by 5 megacarps, which in turn are ruled by two Highercarps. The higher carps have knowledge of science, construction and exquisite culinary. 1000 years prior to Europa being investigated, they were eaten by the invading skrell, albeit mutated insane skrell from Hippie planet. Skrell then died out because the megacarps and normal carps went insane without a higher telepathic power and ate everyone, destroying monuments and scientific structures in their rage. These species of carp are different from the well known spess kerp. They possess even lower intelligence and practice cannibalism and eat fucking everything. Researchers have caught those fish with pulse rifles in their bellies and ancient artifacts stuck amidst their multiple colons. In the past months, the carps have been exhibiting strong neural activity and they are seemingly drawn towards your station. Who knows, maybe they DO have a guidance?


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 Post subject: Re: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:40 pm 
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This pleases Carlboleth.

May be a tiny bit silly, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:06 pm 
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After the great extinction, the surviving carp divided into factions.

The Illthuls: live near the coral reef, prey on small fish. Have tentacles near their mouth and feelers near their three eyes. These fish are in high demand across the spacial empires as their meat makes old men fertile again, and rich catbeasts around the world are paying big money to get their filthy paws on this aphrodisiac mythical meat, the more you eat, the more you fuck.

Europa Space Carp: Normal carps, just greener. They obey to the higher ones. The most retarded of the species.

Higher Ones: the surviving ubercarp with tech and intellect. Live in the KerKerp Dome, their ancient city which emerged when a catbeast accidentally mined open a drainage panel and pressed a big red button. Tajarans were lynched and sacrificed to the Slyyid (more about him later).

The Piscis Sapientis. Green scaly carp with developed appendages, capable to farm and construct. Still retarded tho. These hunters - gatherers, are willing to trade all sort of junk they found for shinies and may give you tasks. Sometimes they are agressive, sometimes they are not.

And last, but not least - Deep ones. Agressive little buggers these are. Live near the trench, have white fluorescent eyes and a hypnotizing angler hanging from their head. They possess arms but not legs, instead they have a tail to which their offspring attaches to. They are one of the intelligent races of carps, having stolen all of the plasma rifles and eguns and all that sweet shit from the KerKerp dome.


I mean its silly but its something, right?


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 Post subject: Re: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:14 pm 
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Went from silly to low RP :p

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 Post subject: Re: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:28 am 
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Eh, its just a description, you can put it in a diary or something.
Meat doesnt work on crewmembers, they've developed a resistance to it over the years.
Feel free to write what you don't like, but for now I'm writing this, more for your entertainement. That's probably not all of the story, but Ill just stick to the carp for now. Ill write silly carp lore, for comedic relief. Even heavy rp needs it.


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 Post subject: Re: Past of Europa
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:49 am 
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I can also write some hidden diaries, books and lore for the map and then send it to you. Just tell me where to put it and you'll have yourself a library of underwater scrolls


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